Hello, I’m Kat, and I say things sometimes! I like Sanders Sides, Good Omens, Spiderverse, and other fun stuff sometimes
I like Dream SMP a ton, but i have a sideblog for that stuff (check out my fics!) @medium-kat07
I use all pronouns and I have a girlfriend. That’s…. it. Idk how you found me but I exist :D
im watching the new try guys period cramps video rn and its so funny to me . rachel just chilling while zach is writhing in pain LIke yeah u kinda just learn 2 live like that. also "imagine dealing witg this at work and then getting paid less" made me lose it
Anonymous asked:
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Hiii cgxgsgkdkgdgkd that’s very sweet!! depending on who this is I want to say I don’t edate and also having a romantic rush on a Tumblr blog speaks to your own issues 👍 but if you are someone I do know then hiiiiiiiii helloooooo
i spent an insane amount of time trying to make that gif on my phone lmao please validate me 🥲
OK! OK!
the next out of touch moonwalk is in 2028!!!
imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc
Imagine if the membranes recoiled in pain every time you did this. Imagine if over time, some doorways became accustomed sensation. Imagine that very rarely, some even seemed to enjoy it.
*sleepover host voice* imagine if you two went to sleep
Oh for gods sake kids it’s like piercing an ear - that’s why you put a doorframe in - you don’t hang a door in drywall, you gremlins. You frame the door. It’s like those gauges that people put in their ears - the hole stays. It won’t scab over with a doorframe in it. You’ve lived around doors you whole life, you little clowns. Lights out
so are doors prosthetic limbs then? plugs? what’s a window?
Anonymous asked:
Morally neutral Shakira be like "one of my hips tells only lies, the other tells only the truth"
yiikstuck-deactivated20230104 answered:
y'all are unloading ur billion note posts on me where it will become a two note flop
fuck
you called???
shit not you
ok and???
HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE
don't do this to me
im here too!
joke is over
im being hit over the head multiple times with comically large mallets by a bunch of clowns rn
AHHHHHH YOU'RE KILLING ME
no i am
i am simply a ghost now
no dats me
this post is rapidly spirally out of control
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK
yes :3
Chunky socks over boots is soo horse core
Clomping up to sniff you in these bad boys
you were so real for this that i had to draw a normal girl wearing normal boots. not hooves. not covering anything at all with that hat. no horse ears. no tail tucked into her sweater. no way. non suspicious girl.
I made her a girlfriend thats tots normal and loves goats, don’t question her suspiciously large hair, they make out in cattle fields and eat grass
That’s fucking terrifying but at least you guys are being funny in the tags
today i stubbed my tow very hard against my dressor but didn't feel anything #numb🤘
i spelled dresser wrong are you serious
And toe
wait what
this is so embarrassing
Posts that have 10k to me
hey now
you’re a rock star
get your game on
ALTCould you just RB this?
The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform
here lemme help
*ahem*
hope that works :)
THANK YOU THIS IS MAKING MY BRAIN SO HAPPY AAAAAAAAA
THIS IS SO SATISFYING ITS LIKE A GROUP OF PLANKTON OR A RAILWAY CHART...
glad to be of assistance :) can you name the plankton after me
i have 10.5k followers i'll help
@thatlittleegyptologist @rudjedet make it REAL big ladies
T Count: 43
Letter Count: 487
Your T Percentage: 8.83%
Average T Percentage: 6.95%
You used the letter T 1.27 times as much as average!
You used the letter
T 1.27 times
as much as average!
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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